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Not Killing Me Softly With Alcohol

Have you ever had too much "fun" one night and suffered the consequences? Has time changed what your recovery is like for the day(s) to follow? Well...welcome to this episode of over-indulgence and the lessons-thereof. Salud!

Home, Sweet Home

Ahhh, the American dream of home ownership and the (likely/unlikely) potential of it coming true.

Go Sports, Go!

Sports is a way of life for some. Kelly and Megan share their love and indifference of the game(s).


Kelly and Megan put Ariel in the room with GOT's Cersei who is looking for some "girl-to-girl" advice. And, of course, something smells fishy. #PrincessProblems

Rabbit Holes

Rabbit Holes and alternate realities. Megan and Kelly speculate on the personal question: "To have kids or to not have kids?" What would life be like if you could see the result of making one choice vs another--to at least view, or live, two different lives to the fullest? Also, the realities of child labor. Oh, my.

Bird Graveyard

Kelly reveals a childhood tendency to bury dead animals and both Megan and Kelly discuss how they'd like to repurpose their bodies in the hereafter in order to pay it forward (or at least to pay for it the pocketbooks).

Never Been Kissed

Remember your first kiss? Ever given or received advice about what to do at the end of a first big date or on prom night? Megan and Kelly share an intimate conversation that Belle could have had with Mrs Potts and friends right before the big dance. #PrincessProblems

Can You See Me Now?

Ever get eye "floaters"? Do you sleep with your contacts in? Thinking of getting LASIK? Megan and Kelly discuss both of their experiences with each and make some callbacks to Nelly, Missy Elliot and Sisqo. Enjoy.

Rules of the Road

Megan and Kelly discuss bicycle safety and pet peeves about those pesky one-way streets and "to go or to not go against the grain" as a biker.

Seafoam V

Megan and Kelly discuss what it was really like on the day when a certain little mermaid trades her fins for human parts. #PrincessProblems

My Two Front Teeth

Megan and Kelly talk about unfortunate trips to the dentist, comedian archetypes, and make several references to movies as "dudes and old ladies" because, apparently, that's what they know best.

Cat Scratch Fever

Megan and Kelly discuss ending phone calls suddenly, the love of Dumbo, and the care-taking of cats (clean that litter box, yo!).

Princess Problems

When princesses stop being royal and start being real (human, that is).

Bathroom Etiquette

Megan and Kelly discuss the desire to pee standing up and the complications of genitals. To each their own.

Actual Courtesy Flushing

Megan and Kelly explore the true meaning of paying it forward via courtesy flushing.

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